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netmouse ([personal profile] netmouse) wrote2009-02-17 01:45 pm

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a meme, ganked from [livejournal.com profile] kreie

I googled "Anne needs" and some of the results are indeed amusing.


Anne needs to win sexiest veg!

The elephant Anne needs to retire

Anne Needs No Man!

Anne needs a group of at least 6 people. (What on earth will I do with them?!?) ...
Anne needs your support. (I could be running for office) ...

Anne needs help and her parents decide medication is the best alternative.

Anne needs to be at least pardoned for the crimes she didn't commit!

Anne needs no enhancement.

Re: Wait... what?

[identity profile] kyril.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe she needs no man...but she wants you anyway. Much better than her needing a man and you just being the one she puts up with for now.

From my angle, being in your shoes with Anne would be like a cross between winning the lottery, and The Sound of Music. She sings beautifully, but "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"; if I won her I don't know what I'd do with all my riches, but still I don't buy a ticket.

And fortunately for all of us, being "just" a friend is still really, really nice. And only a little more than I know what to do with.