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[netmouse]

a meme, ganked from kreie

I googled "Anne needs" and some of the results are indeed amusing.


Anne needs to win sexiest veg!

The elephant Anne needs to retire

Anne Needs No Man!

Anne needs a group of at least 6 people. (What on earth will I do with them?!?) ...
Anne needs your support. (I could be running for office) ...

Anne needs help and her parents decide medication is the best alternative.

Anne needs to be at least pardoned for the crimes she didn't commit!

Anne needs no enhancement.

Comments

[sheryl67.livejournal.com]

Those are very entertaining.

And when I put in "Sheryl needs"... on the second page was an actual entry that was talking about me. So I did need something. *g*

Wait... what?

[flinx.livejournal.com]

Anne Needs No Man!

Really?

Well, umm, if that's the way you feel... umm, I guess I'll go over here, then, in the corner... *snrff* by myself *honnnnnk* un-needed *wail*

Re: Wait... what?

[tlatoani.livejournal.com]

Er, maybe because she's already got you?

Re: Wait... what?

[dd-b.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I've heard you can't believe everything you read on the Internet.

[mmetrumpington.livejournal.com]

That's a very entertaining meme. Would it be masochistic to say that when I tried it, my favorite was hilary needs a good roundhouse kick to the face . alas, none of the entries were actaully about me, but about a 50/50 between the duffster, and the secretary of state.

Re: Wait... what?

[kyril.livejournal.com]

Maybe she needs no man...but she wants you anyway. Much better than her needing a man and you just being the one she puts up with for now.

From my angle, being in your shoes with Anne would be like a cross between winning the lottery, and The Sound of Music. She sings beautifully, but "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?"; if I won her I don't know what I'd do with all my riches, but still I don't buy a ticket.

And fortunately for all of us, being "just" a friend is still really, really nice. And only a little more than I know what to do with.

[ontology101.livejournal.com]

Thanks for doing that for us....nice to know my needs before I leave the house in the morning!

Anne E.

"Anne needs"

[annecw.livejournal.com]

Haha! I stumbled across this when I typed in "Anne needs" on Google! There's more Anne's in the world than I would have thought...