netmouse: (Life)
netmouse ([personal profile] netmouse) wrote2014-12-20 09:23 am

This Is My Life


Parent 1: Knock Knock
Parent 2: Who's there?
Parent 1: Interrupting Child
Parent 2: Interrupting Ch--
Child: Mama!



(Seriously, though, Rosie has discovered Knock Knock jokes, as well as jokes in the form of "What did one ____ say to the other ____?" -- If you have any you suggest we teach her, please add them in the comments.)

[identity profile] the-leewit.livejournal.com 2014-12-24 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Needle.

Needle who?

Needle liddle TOES in my mouth! [Rapid inversion combined with NOM NOM NOM as appropriate.]