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netmouse ([personal profile] netmouse) wrote2008-03-28 12:31 pm
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"The problem with all the security theater is the poor production values" --Tim


Today's news is about a woman who was allegedly forced to remove her nipple piercings to board a plane.

The TSA's statement about this shows a picture of a bra bomb that may be used in the future to train TSA officers.

Um, yeah, no. Scarecrow argument. Harassing people with body piercings is neither ok nor a significant contribution to actual security. Especially not with the sniggering.
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[identity profile] arkaycee.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Just think what might have happened if you'd gotten into the cockpit with that lip balm and moisturized everyone's lips ... I shudder at the terror.

[identity profile] knightlygoddess.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Pilots with kissably smooth and sweetly flavored lips? My GOD, it's possibly as terrifying as someone using smuggled-on nail clippers to give the whole plane a manicure! ;)

[identity profile] arkaycee.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
The pilot and co-pilot could start macking and crash the plane.

And hey, do you know PAINFUL it is if a terrorist were to hold you hostage with a clipper and cut your nails too closely? Not to mention anyone's Lee Press-on Nails getting utterly ruined?

[identity profile] knightlygoddess.livejournal.com 2008-03-29 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah! Not my nails! (I have beautiful nails naturally, and I hate when they're too short (or too long).)

And now I'm imagining cock-pit porn...shame on you! ;)
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