Well, I mean, that depends, doesn't it? I mean, if I were on a desert island, I would name him "lunch" so, when the time came, it would be easier...
But, if he were a GIFT, I'd teach him nifty tricks and name him something really groovy, like "Kali-Ma," or "Loki," or "Namaste."
But, if he just showed up in my yard or something, and I knew it wasn't someone else's... I'd SELL him on the Exotic Pet Black Market!! After assuring he was going to a good (and wealthy) home, of course. Because I have enough trouble being responsible for myself, let alone another living creature, but a few extra grand never offends. :-)
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But, if he were a GIFT, I'd teach him nifty tricks and name him something really groovy, like "Kali-Ma," or "Loki," or "Namaste."
But, if he just showed up in my yard or something, and I knew it wasn't someone else's... I'd SELL him on the Exotic Pet Black Market!! After assuring he was going to a good (and wealthy) home, of course. Because I have enough trouble being responsible for myself, let alone another living creature, but a few extra grand never offends. :-)
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...taste like people.