Trying to convince my friend Lindsey the Booth Babe to come and start the "Hot Girls in Silly Hats" society--- regrettably, I no longer qualify (if I ever did), gettin' old and feeling the ugly is as ugly does, goes clean to the bone and radiates outward from an ugly soul," thing.

Ooh, you know the "175 signed and endoodled deluxe copies of the _Last Unicorn_" thing that Peter S. Beagle is doing?